Sarah (heathermooney) wrote in efootie,
Sarah
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING KAHN

THE BADDEST BITCH AROUND


HE'D YELL AT ANYONE WHO GOT IN HIS WAY, DID NOT MATTER IF IT WAS THE OPPONENT OR HIS TEAMMATE


THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN HE'S HAPPY

THE ONLY GOALIE TO EVER WIN THE GOLDEN GLOVE AND BALL AT THE WORLD CUP


HE WON FOUR CONSECUTIVE UEFA BEST EUROPEAN GOALIE AWARDS 

AND THREE IFFHS WORLD'S BEST GOALIE AWARDS.




HAS ONE OF THE BEST PLAYER SONG WRITEN ABOUT HIM (REALLY YOU CANT BEAT SEXY KNEES KARL)

HE HAD THE GREATEST SENDING OFF EVER, IT WAS A TESTIMONIAL MATCH BETWEEN BAYERN AND THE GERMAN NT.  IT WAS A TEN MINUTES STANDING OVATION THAT INCLUDED AN OPERA SINGER



HE JUST GOT HIS COACHING LICENSE SO HE HE NOW GOINT TO EITHER SCARE LITTLE KIDS FOR A LIVING OR JOIN BAYERNS BOARD AND SCARE GROWN MEN FOR A LIVING.  
Tags: birthday post, bundesliga, club: bayern munich, meanwhile in germany, nt: germany, player: legends, player: oliver kahn, red all over, shaking and crying, too bavarian to function, troll in the goal, what is breathing, world cup, zis is fashin
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